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So when i came back from Africa i attended i36 shortly afterwards and some of you may regale (some fondly, some not so fondly) that i, amongst others was well and truely arseholed.

 

The day i got home from i36 i decided to get on the wagon and did so very much happily for abouit 8-9 months after that.

 

Now, with Easter around the bend i'm contemplating another extended period of abstinence. Of course, the more observant of you will have clicked that this coincides with LAN.

 

My proposal is therefore for a reverse period of Lent. To give up drinking for another extended period of time after LAN.

 

To do this however, in the past i've found the best way to give something up is to not want to do it. In order for this to work i'm going to need to get drunk. Very drunk. More drunk than i think i've ever been.

 

And thus i put forward my petition, like Spartan Warriors of old i call upon my brothers at 404 to join me in this cause (ok, so you don't have to give up drinking afterwards, but still).

 

To get more pissed than any of us ever have been at LAN .... to drink together, as a team, to not go steaming ahead with drinks but to ensure no man gets left behind. I appreciate i'm not the first choice on anyones list to join a drinking fraternity with but here is a test to you men!

 

Together we can unite or apart we will fall (over ... again and again ...)

 

Drinking regime's will be decided upon in an unorderly and undiplomatic manner.

 

Name's and Addresses on a postcard please.


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Hmm, rum, lots of rum ?

 

Rum for all ?


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Best way to do it?

 

Pool a bit of everything you have. Be it wine, beer, misc spirits, pond water into a bucket, pass it around in a circle of people and just totally smash it until the bucket is empty.

 

It'll taste like utter shit, but alcohol death is assured.


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Or we just find another keg...

 

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Edited by Ashman, 26 January 2014 - 10:37 PM.

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A barrel can be arranged .... though we STILL HAD SOME LEFTOVER at the end of last lan.

A concession to those who decide to join me ... I will be adopting the same drinking strategy as last lan whereby up until about 3pm I was sober and then ....


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Remember gentlemen, the more of you who get involved in this the more socially acceptable it becomes!

Edited by The Joy, 26 January 2014 - 10:49 PM.

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Will have to be Fri, or possibly Sat, we can't buy that much drink on the Sunday again.


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Buy it early on on Saturday I reckon.



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Yeah I will be away by Monday lunchtime so I won't be THAT heavy on sunday, for a fact I hope I'll be sick of booze by then!

I have unsurprisingly given it some thought and there is some strategic planning involved as to what to drink and when in order to stay 'up there' for as long as possible. I'm still, despite most people's best efforts, vomit-free at LAN ... can we break this?

I'll bring a barrel if people are going to recompense again, a few bottles of wine, some rum and tequila ...
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I've found time and time again the best way to get drunk is just to drink the most varied mix you can. Don't have the same drink twice. I suppose that's a lot easier in a nightclub or bar, as at LAN we're going to have a limited variety but ah well. If everybody brings a spirits bottle of something different?



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Aye there's a different drink for every occasion at LAN.

Drink too much of the same thing and you'll either get bored/bloated/pissed to quickly.

This is going ti be a well planned excercise to get that brilliant grade of pissed for as long as possible until I'm a gibbering wreck or an alcoholic.
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Scrumpy and whisky. Drink of champions



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Corrected

 

Scrumpy and pond water. Drink of champions

 

I think it is going to be a lot easier for communal drinking now. With the campsite apparently being close again like the old days.

 

Shall we say mid afternoon BBQ on the possibly 4/5, might want to make this later if going pub quiz, and get the poison flowing. Be completely fucked before the first round.

 

Pen0r set the bar, time to get on his level.


Edited by AnarchyOSS, 27 January 2014 - 12:47 PM.

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Corrected.

 

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Still waiting on last spring photos/videos btw, just a reminder...


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As I said in the other thread, the pictures were uploaded last may. Some of the videos are up and have been for a while.



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I'm up for an elected set drinking time. Time for everyone to abandon sobriety and collectively hit the piss! This is it gentlemen .... join the Spartan cohorts!
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I will bring an air raid siren or airhorn to mark the beginning of a days drinking ...

So whose man enough to pick up the slack on this one?
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Ugh my liver just died reading this...

 

If we buy another keg can we get something that doesnt taste like ass after 4 pints of it? And for the love of Prog not on a Sunday despite how lovely and cheap it was... Also I want the keg this time not 73 fucking plastic cups of warm piss.

 

Looking forward to it.


Edited by Pandora, 27 January 2014 - 02:22 PM.

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